Friday, September 01, 2006

I hit another possum...

This time I didn't turn around, I just gunned it and smiled. Clearly it had been one of those days.

But it did remind me of the scariest roadkill experience ever.

I was riding in the car with Katie on Blue River Road coming back from Walmart. We were talking and all of a sudden we hit a possum. She freaked out and I told here it was probably just a log or something. But nooooo... she had to turn around to make sure it was dead and to kill it if it wasn't. I begged her not to, but around we turned.

We found him and turned around again so we had him right in our headlights. He was lying there with his eyes wideopen sort of wafting in wind. I kept blinking and staring and I finally declared, "yeah, he's dead." Then all of a sudden the upper half of his body began to lift off the pavement. I screamed so loud I was sure that the glass was going to shatter. He was like a zombie, I turned away at this point still screaming, "CHUCKIE!!"

Katie says he lifted up his front paws and began to drag himself off the road. I couldn't look, all I could do was scream, sure that he would attach himself to our car and haunt us for all of our days.

He didn't and I eventually overcame the trauma of that night, and I've maimed another creature this week, I didn't turn around to check the status. I gunned it and just kept moving.

I'm becoming desensitized to violence, maybe I've been watching to much ER.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kristen - This story is classic Kansas City. I swear we're the roadkill capitol of the world. Suicidal squirlls that instead of being in the middle of the road and dart out when you're coming, are off the road and dart in.

By the way I can't believe you have a blog and I didn't know about it.

well,blue productions said...

I'm so glad...one less horrifically suicidal varmit in world.

Kristen said...

Shawn- that is so true, animals are miserable here, I'm convinced, they are crying out for death. It must be the heat.

Thanks well,blue for the support. Just trying to rid the world of one unhappy creature at a time.

Anonymous said...

Oh the memories...You know it was probably the first possum we hit! My bet is he is still alive even after you hit him this time. That possum will never die!!!!CHUCKIEEEE