Monday, January 08, 2007

onething finale post




I promise you; there is product in there somewhere.


Quotes from the onething 06 conference
Walking back from lunch on the first day of onething, we passed the auditorium with Misty rocking it out. Linda the customer service representative for the Forerunner Bookstore turns and looks at me eyes wide with wonder and asks, "What's going on in there?"
"Uh, Linda that's the onething..." Kristen to Linda, eyes also wide in wonder

"the U haul is closed" Hartke to me at 7:00PM on the 31st

"the line starts over there" (insert drastic hand movements)

"we're not technically supposed to have gaffers tape on the walls, but if they don't say anything it's fine by me." un-named onething team member to me on Dec 29th

"don't hate me." Hartke to me on Dec 31st after he tore down the gaffers tape.

"Do we shop around and buy everything at once or do we pay at each display?"

When loading up the safes at the end of the conference three guys decided to come up with a cover story for their cart draped in black fabric. Upon entering the elevators they were joined by a young teen boy. One of my guys asked him, "so kid, do you want some gelato?"