The Winch Who Stole My Catholic Encyclopedias

This has been an odd and bizarre week. But finally someone has come and collected the most bizarre item we have received in bookstore history. I say this with confidence.

Here lies the story.

Yesterday we received like 30 boxes of books. The day before that we received roughly the same amount. We have been drowning in books. Really really drowning. Yesterday as Victor's bringing the last box he says with a curious look, "This box has a chain in it." Hmmm we look at him, but don't think much of it being as we are drowning in work.

A few hours later we are receiving catholic encyclopedias for a FSM order, when we open up box 2 of 2 we find, instead of catholic encyclopedias, this piece of equipment.



Hmmmm you say? Yeah I know. There were included in the box two large hydraulic shafts, two chains, and a steel hook. Early on in this discovery I declared this equipment to be a jackhammer. Upon further investigation, it is a hydraulic industrial winch. For several hours we all called it a wench, which is not the same thing, nor is it a hydraulic wrench or witch. It's a winch.

Even more interesting is that the packing slip for my encyclopedias is inside the box with the winch. Hmmmmmm.

The catholic publisher was just as confused as we were and so the winch became IHOP property and a cheery British man just carried it away.

Oddest thing we have ever received, and now that it's gone I kind of miss it. It would have made a nice bookstore pet.

Last Two Weeks in Review

Get back from Denver.

Clean the house.

Monday 17th
Step through bookstore door, simultaneously wished I had stayed home
Day explodes, get almost nothing done
Go Home and sleep

Tuesday 18thBetter day, not by much
Nearly die in heat

Wednesday 19th
Reading and studying Zechariah 14, blown away
Create pie graphs for marketing meeting

Thursday 20th
Spend all day battling with computer
Creatively name all files after Native American Tragedies
Luck with computers directly tied with names, bad idea
Miss meeting (initiated by myself) with other very busy department head
Nearly scalp myself

Friday 21st
Can't get my head out of Zechariah 14
Mathias gives in office history lesson on North Korea

Saturday 22nd
Throw party for Char and Jesse's Wedding
Leave party and see Lady in the Water (blah is how I feel about it)

Sunday 23rd
Bickle preaches out of Zechariah 14
Someone hands me $50
Unload parents moving "van" aka semi
Trick friends into helping
Fill my entire two car garage with their stuff
Many boxes labeled "Kristen's Books"
Other boxes labeled "71 Mustang Steering" "69 Mustang heater" "71 Mustang linkage"
Take my parents to Steak and Shake

Monday the 24th
Marketing Meeting, no one is excited by pie graphs
Saw Scanner Darkly, way better then Lady in the Water, but had some issues

Tuesday the 25th
Wake up with killer headache
Take Gummi Vitamins
Take Advil
Run a bunch or errands
Drank sweet tea
Met with busy department head, she's so cool
Began reading Ezekiel 38 and 39

The Grand and Infamous Jordan

Hey All. I'm in Denver this week at the International Christian Retailing Convention. Katie, Dale and I are here till Thursday. Katie and I are pictured with one of our favorite vendors, Jordan. Really great guy, him and the guys at IPG are winning some huge brownie points.

It should be said that most often people ignore us, we look like children of bookstore managers. Today we were told we didn't look old enough to be managing, and it's true, the IHOP youth movement has infiltrated all aspects of the mission base. We are quite the buying duo... out of control is probably more accurate. We've had quite a few people laughing so hard they had to stop what they were doing.

I'll just give you a few of the highlights.

-Dale going up to two random guys asking for directions. Turns out they were Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins. They let her know.

-Dale telling us the story and Katie asking, "Who are they?"

-Katie spilling bath salts all over Jordan's desk

-Katie reaching to get something out of her eye, and Jordan saying, "uugggg, looks like we have an eyeball toucher."

-Jordan then regaling us with a story about a marrage counseler who made her couples lick each other's eyeballs

- Me dramatically emphasizing how gross I thought that was (with wild hand movement)

- Katie (at my request) getting the Joel Osteen board game off the display and both of us making fun of it - one of the playing cards said "Choose to be happy."


- At one vendor we just grabbed all the books we liked from their displays and popped them down at the desk and said, "this is what we want."

-We've had pictures taken with circus performers, Indian chief, and a huge Goliath

- People have tried to sell us dolls, puppets, tracts, toys, barbies, scripture candy

So it's quite the event, I'm sure I'll have more stories later.